Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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