And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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