belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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