I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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