I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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