I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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