38 yer olds are good kisserssss
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
It was confusing and full of hummus
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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