My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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