girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
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