Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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