And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Define "chronic" masturbator.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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