so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Randomize
