dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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