Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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