I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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