Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
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