So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
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