dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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