careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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