Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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