Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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