honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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