You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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