Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
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