I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Randomize
