Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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