Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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