just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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