16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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