he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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