Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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