it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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