question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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