How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
