Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
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