Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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