So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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