It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Randomize
