I need help removing her.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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