today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I think pants incapable of making pants work
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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