they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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