If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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