my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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