How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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