Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
it was like eating out sand paper
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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