idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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