and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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