And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
He better not be in your backpack
My day in three words: secret purse cake
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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