Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Randomize
