Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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