Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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