NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Randomize
